Enter Sand(wich) Man: Sandwich to Be Renamed for Man With Lockjaw

Saturday, April 24, 2010

"Adding insult to his injuries, and pain to his suffering, Ettmueller's three kids thought he was joking and started laughing at his misery."

There could be not be a more perfect name for a sandwich than the 'Double Dislocator'.

JeromeMay 1, 2010 at 7:41 PM
Now that you are the most trusted name in sandwich news, you should eat that Kentucky Fried Chicken sandwich where they replace the bread with fried chicken and file a report. Tell the people if they are going to feel like shit after eating one.
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UnknownMay 6, 2010 at 9:41 AM
I've been eyeing that KFC sandwich made of chicken for some time. Stay tuned.
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Ten Commandments (In Progress)

1. Thou shall not cook cheesesteak on the same griddle used for cooking Italian sausage.
2. Thou shall not charge more than $8 for a sandwich (to be adjusted for inflation yearly). A sandwich is a proletariat meal and should not be subjected to the whims of the bourgeoisie.
3. The bread is the most important component of the sandwich. The difference between a good and a bad sandwich is determined primarily by the quality of this single element.
4. Thou shall not have to wait in line longer than it takes you to eat the sandwich.
5. Thou shall not place sandwich meat within sneezing distance of the customer.